In honour of you, our wonderful, Great British van drivers, slogging their hearts out year-round, up and down the very core of our green and pleasant land… to celebrate you, we decided we’d create your very own Christmas carols. (Because who wants to sing about Wise Men or do impersonations of Mariah Carey… maybe some of you do, but you probably want to save that for when you’re at home) …
So, with no expense spared, here we go (everybody join in) …
Van Driver’s Wonderland
“Van Drivers, are you listening?
To the song that we’re singing?
We’re driving along, singing our song,
Saving on insurance as we go.
In the van, there’s some tyres
For our goods, we’ve got buyers
The diesel is paid,
The shortcuts we’ve made
Saving on insurance as we go
In the forecourt, we can eat a pasty
With a nice hot brew to wash it down
Hit some traffic and we’ll say no ma’am
There’re no delays when we are in your town
Later on, we’ll perspire
And set the AC higher
To face unafraid
Rush hour in Portslade
Saving on insurance as we go
We wish you some happy driving
We wish you some happy driving
We wish you some happy driving
We wish you some happy driving
And a happy new year
Great savings we bring
Our comparison is king
We wish you some happy driving
And a happy new year
… Admit it, you’re going to be singing these ones loud AND proud! Drive safe!
